Quote of the Day

[Peter_Puget]

Perhaps the Mariners winning the World Series in 2012 is the event which ushers in the apocalypse.

[ivan]

this was my quote of the day for my senior classes, complete w/ picture:

“While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”

- Ann Coulter

[lI1|1!]

Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied in the Holy Scriptures.

 

While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable, few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelations.

 

"The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota's School of Divinity. "They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

 

But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers.

 

According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."

 

When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario."

 

 

 

[Bug]

This woman is the epitomy of sexual ambivalence.

 

[ivan]

yesterday's quote was another part of the theme of fucked up conservative sexy-role models:

 

“We need to return to a taxation system similar to the one established by our Founding Fathers. They did not penalize productivity through taxes the way we do today. They had no Internal Revenue Service. They believed in minimal taxation.”

-Chuck Norris

[Peter_Puget]

Ivan - You're the man with the uplifting quotes!

 

Here's another sad one:

“We lose today, the season is basically over.”

[Buckaroo]

ann coulter, anorexic crack whore,

better use the Crocodile Dundee crotch check before you go for that skank

 

* The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet — it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars — that's the Biblical view.

o Oil Good; Democrats bad; October 12, 2000

 

* God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'

o Fox News; Hannity & Colmes; June 20, 2001

[marc_leclerc]

It's all Fun and Games 'til someone loses an eye... then its a scavenger hunt.

[sobo]

Similar: "It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out --- then it's hilarious!" ...Author unknown

[Mtguide]

Chuck Norris has also recently advocated that Texas once again secede

from the union, and that he plans to run for President of Texas.

________________________________________________________

 

Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

If you have five dollars in your wallet, and Chuck Norris has five dollars in his wallet, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.