mkporwit Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 any good cougar stories? Well, he's only 56. Given your mom is 70, is that enough of a difference to call her a Cougar? Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 was he nailin palin? damn dude, i had a 39 year old when i was 23..... one of my sisters friends, at her wedding. she had a 21 year old son, kinda weird but totally fun. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Are you kidding? That voice? The best roll in the hay in the world wouldn't be worth the 'ya know, darn tootin' moment afterwards. Plus, I try to steer clear of walking baby incubators with their own life support system. Quote
rob Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Ugh, I watched about 15 minutes of that "who's nailin' palin" flick. TOTALLY non-hot. Bad for the boner. Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 sounds like u watched the whole thing rob.... and tvash, just think u could have a hate fuck and take it out on the entire republican party via her honey bucket.... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 sounds like u watched the whole thing rob.... and tvash, just think u could have a hate fuck and take it out on the entire republican party via her honey bucket.... You know any kid of mine would turn out to be a Right Wing Nutjob. The last thing I'd want to do is increase that population. Sarah Palin's probably a nice...nah, she's a cunt. Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 hey i found that video, funny when she said she didn't speak russian..... i'm thinkin international relations would be strong with her as v.p. Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 sounds like u watched the whole thing rob.... and tvash, just think u could have a hate fuck and take it out on the entire republican party via her honey bucket.... You know any kid of mine would turn out to be a Right Wing Nutjob. The last thing I'd want to do is increase that population. Sarah Palin's probably a nice...nah, she's a cunt. i bet obama thinks about her when he's doin michelle. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 I'm thinkin Michelle does Barack, not the other way around. Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 i wonder if she lets him jizz on her face.... Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 Michelle obama is hot........ i've never had an "obama mama" before Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 i had a decent blowjob/handjob once though.... nice contrast Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 does this mean we don't have to talk about gitmo anymore... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 The 248 remaining detainees at Gitmo never have a chance to get a blowjob. Quote
pink Posted March 18, 2009 Author Posted March 18, 2009 proly cause blowing up big buildings is more fun..... Quote
akhalteke Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 my mom is 70 dude Well....then I will bring a bottle of lube. whose dick are you going to borrow? Quote
kevbone Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 proly cause blowing up big buildings is more fun..... hahaha......what buildings did they blow up? Why do they call them buldings when they are already built. Should they not call the builts? Quote
kevbone Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 my mom is 70 dude Well....then I will bring a bottle of lube. whose dick are you going to borrow? What....are you 12? Quote
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