pc313 Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Ugh... Had to work on a truck all day! It was a lot of work! Had to change the sparkplugs. There were 8 of them. And the pcv valve. Took forever to find it. Then we made a log roll. And I realized that I suck at it. Ugh... It's been a long day! Lots of work at school, and it seemed like the periods took forever I think it's Wolfgang's attempt to either become a Lord of the Sprayer's or over take Chuck Norris in total postings before he's out of High School and do it all on one thread! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 What is this thread about? Talking to others, while increasing your post count... Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 What is this thread about? Did you read the title? He must not have read the title and/or the first post. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 Ugh... Had to work on a truck all day! It was a lot of work! Had to change the sparkplugs. There were 8 of them. And the pcv valve. Took forever to find it. Then we made a log roll. And I realized that I suck at it. Ugh... It's been a long day! Lots of work at school, and it seemed like the periods took forever I think it's Wolfgang's attempt to either become a Lord of the Sprayer's or over take Chuck Norris in total postings before he's out of High School and do it all on one thread! That would be awesome! Quote
PhöQ Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 (quote)This christmas my mom and dad decided that they wanted to bring the family back together and have a nice vacation. I had recently moved out of the house and my sister was in college so the family was not together alot. Well anyways they bought 4 tickets to West Palm Beach, Florida for us. That was always a vacation spot we would go to when we were kids so i was excited about it. Everything was great when we got there, we were goin to the beach, going out for dinner to nice resturants, and pretty much i felt like we were kids again when we were there. But the other side of me started to show after christmas day. I am not proud of what i was, I was addicted to cocaine and a really big theif, I was pretty much addicted to stealing. I would go outside at around 7 or 8 when it was real dark out and spend about an 1 or 2 stealing out of cars. We were staying in one of those 50+ neighborhoods (an old people neighborhood) because my grandma lived there and she left it to my dad in her will (R.I.P). and I actually for some reason hit jackpot everytime I went out stealing. I got $620 in 1 week of stealing out of cars. But then Karma kicked in. I was stealing out of cars in this rich person neighborhood across the street and in this one car there was a bottle of about 50, 5 mg ritalin tabs. At the time I thought that i was the luckiest man alive but now i think of that as the worst thing i ever did. That night after my parents went asleep i crushed up about 20 mg of ritalin and snorted it. I felt great and then decided to take 15 mg orally and then 10 mg sublingually. I started to realize that i had taken to much because i started getting real paranoid and my heart felt like it was exploding every beat. Then the pills i took earlier kicked in, NOT GOOD!!!. I started seeing bugs and rats everywhere. When I looked at my socks on the ground i saw dead mutilated bug infested alley rats. And i kept seeing spiders and cockroaches on my skin. I then decided to purge to stop the effects. This did not work at all. When i threw up the first time I looked in the toilet and saw a ziploc bag in my vomit and a spider swimming around in my vomit. I then scared the shit out of my sister because I woke her up at like 3am asking her if she put a ziploc bag in my food or drink because i saw a ziploc bag in my vomit. Yea i freaked her out cuz she knew i was fucked up. I then purged 1 more time and saw about 5 spiders and a juicyfruit wrapper in my vomit this time. I then gave up and said hell ill just try and go to sleep. Well that was a bad bad idea because the next thing i remember is my mom, dad, and sister standing around me scared out of there minds crying and my mom shaking me saying that I had a seizure and if i took anything. I was pretty much brain dead and just sat there on the saying nothing and then the ambulence they called arrived and the next thing i remember is being in the ambulence, then being in the emergency room with a asshole male nurse. He was a complete jerk and kept getting an attitude with me. He then handed my a cup of a black muddy looking liquid that they called charcoal. I downed the first cup and it tasted like shit and then i downed the second. But this nurse didnt even give me a heads up or anything I mean he should of atleast said "hey your going to throw up alot in a couple minutes and it is going to be black". Nothing so then im having a cat scan done and i vomited all over my bed and floor. Well after spending 2 days in the hospital and 1 day in a phyciatric hospital I realized that I could of easily been dead and that i fucked up my life because i let drugs take a hold of my life and I feel like a way better person now because i dont do that stupid shit anymore because i dont want to ruin my life. P.S sorry for the long ass story i just had to get that off my back.(/quote) Quote
PhöQ Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 Good stuff! Linky Linky (quote)YEP. FUCK YES i hear you exactly. I grew up in an upper class area... suburbs.. next town over was especially nice. All small towns and small town dickhead cops. You know, youre caught doing 10-15 over and all the sudden theres 3 cops there. So one night Im on my way back from the movies with a headlight out through this nicer town. I knew it was out, but whatever. Had NOTHING on me at all, and came to a stop sign at said town. With the brights on I still had 2 working headlights but a car was coming down the intersecting street, so out of fucking curtosy, I shut the beams off and exposed the broken light. Baaaad move slick. I instantly notice the approaching, and now passing car is a cop. So i go straight through the sign as he passes going right and I FLOOR IT, because i saw him pop a U turn and knew he would be coming up my ass soon. Sure enough, pulls me over, "your headlights out". I said well officer, they work fine with the brights on but I shut them off to try and be polite to you. Then without flinching he gets literally 5 inches from my face and says it smells funky in the car (hadnt smoked in my car in over 3 weeks, just got it out of the shop). Then he says theres marijuana crumbs ALL OVER my shirt which i told him were popcorn crumbs from the movie I just came from... which they literally were. Then he asks me to search the car, I say no just to fuck with him, in the end he searched the whole car and found absolutely nothing. Took him 45 minutes in below 0 temps to search. Before the search he asked what movie i saw and where, so i proceeded to give him a DETAILED, HIGHLY annoying summary of the movie. He gave me a warning for the light and a 10 minute speech basically saying "you were disrespectful fuck you respect me i am the law". this is why all kids and most adults hate cops (/quote) Quote
PhöQ Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 My mom started flipping a shit, and I did everything I could to calm her down. The conversation went something like this: “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” “It was a cigar! What? What?!” “BULLSHIT! BULL-SHIT! It smells like weed I’m not an idiot! I’m not an idiot! Where the hell is the weed?!” “It was a cigar mom, a hand rolled cigar!” “YOUR EYES ARE RED AS THE DEVILS DICK AND IT SMELLS LIKE WEED! I know what weed smells like! Where is the weed?!” “That was the last of it, I just smoked a joint, that was the last of it!” “DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! Where is the weed?!” “That was it that was all I had!” “BULLSHIT!” “I swear, this was the last time!” “I will go get dad and tear this fucking room apart! WHERE IS THE WEED?!” Link and the operetta of doom! BTW I love this inane thread, I could care less about post counts but the option to post WTF ever is phenominal Quote
Bug Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. No judgemental bs. Friendly people. Like you. Edited January 24, 2009 by Bug Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 My mom started flipping a shit, and I did everything I could to calm her down. The conversation went something like this: “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” “It was a cigar! What? What?!” “BULLSHIT! BULL-SHIT! It smells like weed I’m not an idiot! I’m not an idiot! Where the hell is the weed?!” “It was a cigar mom, a hand rolled cigar!” “YOUR EYES ARE RED AS THE DEVILS DICK AND IT SMELLS LIKE WEED! I know what weed smells like! Where is the weed?!” “That was the last of it, I just smoked a joint, that was the last of it!” “DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! Where is the weed?!” “That was it that was all I had!” “BULLSHIT!” “I swear, this was the last time!” “I will go get dad and tear this fucking room apart! WHERE IS THE WEED?!” Link and the operetta of doom! BTW I love this inane thread, I could care less about post counts but the option to post WTF ever is phenominal Thanks! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. No judgemental bs. Friendly people. Like you. Is this real, or a joke? Quote
TamaraSlade Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 how much longer until im not a NOOB? Quote
pc313 Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. As you were As i want you to be As a friend As a friend As an old memory Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours Take a rest As a friend As an old memory Friendly people. Like you. Quote
pc313 Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 My mom started flipping a shit, and I did everything I could to calm her down. The conversation went something like this: “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” “It was a cigar! What? What?!” “BULLSHIT! BULL-SHIT! It smells like weed I’m not an idiot! I’m not an idiot! Where the hell is the weed?!” “It was a cigar mom, a hand rolled cigar!” “YOUR EYES ARE RED AS THE DEVILS DICK AND IT SMELLS LIKE WEED! I know what weed smells like! Where is the weed?!” “That was the last of it, I just smoked a joint, that was the last of it!” “DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! Where is the weed?!” “That was it that was all I had!” “BULLSHIT!” “I swear, this was the last time!” “I will go get dad and tear this fucking room apart! WHERE IS THE WEED?!” Link and the operetta of doom! BTW I love this inane thread, I could care less about post counts but the option to post WTF ever is phenominal your out of control! Quote
PhöQ Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 your out of control I am not out of control, I am just getting in control...really Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 25, 2009 Author Posted January 25, 2009 That depends on your perspective. ok... Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 25, 2009 Author Posted January 25, 2009 how much longer until im not a NOOB? I'm not sure... Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 25, 2009 Author Posted January 25, 2009 Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. As you were As i want you to be As a friend As a friend As an old memory Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours Take a rest As a friend As an old memory Friendly people. Like you. Funny stuff. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 25, 2009 Author Posted January 25, 2009 your out of control I am not out of control, I am just getting in control...really Hmmm... Quote
Bug Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. As you were As i want you to be As a friend As a friend As an old memory Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours Take a rest As a friend As an old memory Friendly people. Like you. Funny stuff. Funny stuff. Quote
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