künt Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Some of you little boys seem to have sand in your vaginas today.... I'm not sure what it is. Maybe KKKKKKK is feeling anxious about troop withdrawal from Iraq, Maybe Fairyboy is frustrated over his unrequited lust for Iranian women. No. 13 is perhaps uptight about his mom finding his pornstash while having to download it on dial-up, Bug is worried that the Repub's will come off looking good for this, Rumr is just feeling a little "pressure" since posting the hot Indian chick and Greta is worried that KKKKK is right so she's frantically studying geography. It doesn't matter. You all sound like bitches! So here's some instructions for washing that sand out 1. go to the ATM and get some CASH! 2. find the local Walgreens and walk up and down the aisles until you find the feminine products section. Don't worry, no one will think you're buying a pregancy test or KY, they all think you're buying tampons for your wife/gf 3. Find the box that says "massengil fresh scent" 4. Buy 2. You need them. 5. Pay the cashier and try not to make eye contact 6. Return home and avoid your SO. Just tell her you need some alone time to get in touch with your feminine side. 7. Rinse and repeat! 8. Now quit acting like a douche bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 STFU, nOOb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Is your avatar what I think it is? Or is it just a Georgia O'Keeffe painting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Is your avatar what I think it is? Or is it just a Georgia O'Keeffe painting? I'll bet it has teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
künt Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 If you had have seen or touched one you'd know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 If you had have seen or touched one you'd know. you already admitted to being full of sand. I'm sure there's all kinds of sharp and unappealing objects in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 did you know that a cat's penis is barbed? That's why female cats howl so goddamned much when they get fucked. Yes, Little Johnny, there are teeth in there, so you just keep it in your pants, m'kay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Is your avatar what I think it is? Or is it just a Georgia O'Keeffe painting? I believe the avatar is a picture of a border collie's face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Oh and you misspelled "count" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Some of you little boys seem to have sand in your vaginas today.... I'm not sure what it is. Maybe KKKKKKK is feeling anxious about troop withdrawal from Iraq, Maybe Fairyboy is frustrated over his unrequited lust for Iranian women. No. 13 is perhaps uptight about his mom finding his pornstash while having to download it on dial-up, Bug is worried that the Repub's will come off looking good for this, Rumr is just feeling a little "pressure" since posting the hot Indian chick and Greta is worried that KKKKK is right so she's frantically studying geography. It doesn't matter. You all sound like bitches! So here's some instructions for washing that sand out 1. go to the ATM and get some CASH! 2. find the local Walgreens and walk up and down the aisles until you find the feminine products section. Don't worry, no one will think you're buying a pregancy test or KY, they all think you're buying tampons for your wife/gf 3. Find the box that says "massengil fresh scent" 4. Buy 2. You need them. 5. Pay the cashier and try not to make eye contact 6. Return home and avoid your SO. Just tell her you need some alone time to get in touch with your feminine side. 7. Rinse and repeat! 8. Now quit acting like a douche bag. I think that's pretty good advice for a beginning (1st post no less) advice columnist! Bravo! BTW, I'll be copying and pasting this for Pope later when he gets his panties in a bunch again if that's OK with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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