tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) "Meet me at the oval glory hole." Edited June 24, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 then we'll have butt sex in the anal office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I'd quit you, but I don't want to look like a flip flopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 can't wait to appoint some sexual advisers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Which quote do you find more presidential? Â A) "It depends on what the definition of is is." Â Â Â B) "You're not gonna shit right for a month." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 i'll be shittin lincoln logs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "I did not have sex with that woman" would take on a new veracity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 i didn't swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "He got a lotta pretty, pretty boyz that he call Secret Service Agents..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 or even better, i didn't impale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I suppose it wouldn't be too much to ask to have a salon and spa in Hairforce One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 How would such a president refer to his schlong? Â The President's Johnson? Â Secretary of the Interior? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 we can finally get a james buchanan room hooked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 This could only mean even tighter relationships between top Evangelical ministers and the President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 instead of having a flat in crawford texas he'll have a flat in lower san fran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 We'd have to invade the Netherlands to safeguard our supply of ecstacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 the catholic priest will be lovin it, and i could see george michaels performing on the pink house lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) what would be a good presidential slogan for such a campaign? Â " not just peanuts" Edited June 24, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Perhaps Sir Elton John will write a special song for the Inaugural Gala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Policy agenda item one would be to keep our supply of massage oil flowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 an ass candle in the wind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Frequent visits to the House of Sod will be needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 what would be a good presidential slogan for such a campaign? Â " not just peanuts" Â " i like cock " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 or " i like, like ike " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 "It will be necessary to drill everything possible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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