10,000 year old tree

[tvashtarkatena]

"Meet me at the oval glory hole."

Edited June 24, 2008 by tvashtarkatena

[pink]

then we'll have butt sex in the anal office

[tvashtarkatena]

I'd quit you, but I don't want to look like a flip flopper.

[pink]

can't wait to appoint some sexual advisers

[tvashtarkatena]

Which quote do you find more presidential?

 

A) "It depends on what the definition of is is."

 

 

 

B) "You're not gonna shit right for a month."

[pink]

i'll be shittin lincoln logs

[tvashtarkatena]

"I did not have sex with that woman" would take on a new veracity.

[pink]

i didn't swallow

[tvashtarkatena]

"He got a lotta pretty, pretty boyz

that he call Secret Service Agents..."

[pink]

or even better, i didn't impale

[tvashtarkatena]

I suppose it wouldn't be too much to ask to have a salon and spa in Hairforce One.

[tvashtarkatena]

How would such a president refer to his schlong?

 

The President's Johnson?

 

Secretary of the Interior?

 

 

[pink]

we can finally get a james buchanan room hooked up

[tvashtarkatena]

This could only mean even tighter relationships between top Evangelical ministers and the President.

[pink]

instead of having a flat in crawford texas he'll have a flat in lower san fran

[tvashtarkatena]

We'd have to invade the Netherlands to safeguard our supply of ecstacy.

[pink]

the catholic priest will be lovin it, and i could see george michaels performing on the pink house lawn.

[pink]

what would be a good presidential slogan for such a campaign?

 

" not just peanuts"

Edited June 24, 2008 by pink

[tvashtarkatena]

Perhaps Sir Elton John will write a special song for the Inaugural Gala.

[tvashtarkatena]

Policy agenda item one would be to keep our supply of massage oil flowing.

[pink]

an ass candle in the wind

[tvashtarkatena]

Frequent visits to the House of Sod will be needed.

[pink]

what would be a good presidential slogan for such a campaign?

 

" not just peanuts"

 

" i like cock "

[pink]

or " i like, like ike "

[tvashtarkatena]

"It will be necessary to drill everything possible".