kevbone Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD" "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). Quote
olyclimber Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Likely story. First they would taser the hell of him and the woman who called in to report him, till they confessed. Then they forced them to chop up the wood and load it into their trucks, while planting a dimebag in the wood for evidence. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 is that before or after shooting their dog and destroying their house with a tank? Quote
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