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Thinking of Sobo's picture just made me smile, too. :grin:

 

 

Here's a joke from online that had me chuckling:

 

Girlfriend 1.0 software

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

 

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

 

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

 

1. A "Don't remind me again" button.

 

2. Minimize button.

 

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).

 

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

 

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

 

Bug warning

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

 

 

And, just in case you're still down in the dumps, here's one more little gem: a friend of ours likes to watch "Larry the Cable Guy" on Comedy Central. One of Larry's trademark lines is, "I don't care if you're the Pope, that there's funny."

 

When his three-year old girl tried repeating this--in front of company-- it came out, "I don't care if you poop, that there's funny."

 

:)

 

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Yep, cp. At least that's something I'll never have to worry about :)

 

Thanks again all. :kisss: I found my smile which had been missing. You all :rawk:

 

And if I can just say, please tell your friends and people in your life how wonderful, great, fill-in-the-blank they are and what they mean to you. You never know how badly they might need to hear those words and you might never get another chance.

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