the.nation.needs Posted January 22, 2008 Author Posted January 22, 2008 well i've landed. joined the circuit (no beanie given with my membership) and gotten in one fight with a driver. so far so good. Oh and it's sunny today. time to go climb inside. ; ) Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 don't park in the taco bell parking lot. Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 make sure you tell people you are from california Quote
Winter Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 a dozen soft tacos and the commander still has the runs a week later. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 be sure to get an opb sticker so everyone knows you're cool, yet sophisticated. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 oregon public broadcasting - did I mention I'm a member? Quote
hemp22 Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 nation.needs, welcome to town. this time of year can be particularly bad for driving...especially if we have a light frost like we did last week that ends up delaying schools and bringing perfectly clear highways to a standstill. Â today was nice at least - wish i could've gotten out climbing. Â Â Kat, ain't you down with OPB? that's oregon public broadcasting...i think those stickers are required in this state on any Volvo that's more than 5 years old. The DMV probably sends them with your registration tags. Quote
Kat_Roslyn Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Mr. Commander, I had no idea you were such a sophisticate. Are you sure you correctly displayed your PCness on your MV for the metermaid at Taco Bell? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 I thought it rude to flaunt my clear intellectual superiority. Besides, I'm quite sure it would be lost on the peasants at taco bell. I'm sure when they hear "Frontline" they think of flea repellent, and not the emmy-winning television series. Which I watch. Â Also I do not own a 240DL so it would not have quite the desired effectiveness. Â C. Commander, esq. Quote
Kat_Roslyn Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 I got a ticket at Taco Bell once. It was on Capital Hill in Seattle, and I went across the street to Vivace coffee. And then I ran into Kevin Newell, he was ALWAYS in there diggin the ladies. Though, the ladies were diggin me that morning, I got told by a hot gal that my sweater looked amazing on me. When my coffee was being prepared I was checking out the book shelf and decided to take the "Yosemite Big Walls" book. When I went across the street, I gotta fatty $65 ticket. It's okay, I didn't pay it, I just sold the piece of crap car instead. Â Serf Kathleen Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Ugh, I feel your pain. I made it clear to the Taco Bell employee how many chalupa sales she cost the company that day, and that it was bad business to make me upset with them. This did not have the effect I intended. Quote
Kat_Roslyn Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Don't they know who you are? They don't call you the Chalupa King of Portland for nothing. I hope you made it clear to the peasant by yelling "Don't you know who I am!!" "I own this town!", that would have made the most positive impression. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 If only they could understand. But after all, they are just groundlings trying to survive. I can't fault them for trying. Unfortunately they own towtrucks Quote
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 If you, yourself, drove a towtruck, they would have left you alone. When the hyenas are circling the waterhole, the wildebeeste panic but the elephant is serene. Live and learn. Quote
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