BONER

[pink]

when i hold my breath i tend to turn blue, what the fuck color does a smurf turn.

[Dechristo]

dead

[pink]

i don't remember that one but i'd like to put a cap in vanity's ass.

[pink]

if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard?

Edited November 29, 2007 by pink

[TREETOAD]

If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like

[Dechristo]

[No. 13 Baby]

if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard?

 

I think this was a question at the GOP debate tonight.

[pink]

are they holding their breathe?

[Dechristo]

if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard?

 

If they're of the same species, they go forth from the same place.

[TREETOAD]

The cupboard is where a cereal killer come from

[Dechristo]

A cupboard is a brassiere for flat-chested women.

[pink]

i thought that was the wonder bra.

[TREETOAD]

A brassiere is where flat chested women get hamburgers

[pink]

who's cruel idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?

[TREETOAD]

Why, it was that little fucker Jesus, that who!!

And his birthday is coming up too!

[pink]

marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

[kevbone]

You must be drinkin Pink.

[pink]

haven't swilled or burned in a week, must be why i can't sleep

[builder206]

Why do they call it an escalator when it's coming down?

[Dechristo]

'cause it escalates the preservation rate of fat in mall shoppers, whether taking them "up" or "down".