pink Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 when i hold my breath i tend to turn blue, what the fuck color does a smurf turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 i don't remember that one but i'd like to put a cap in vanity's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard? Edited November 29, 2007 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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No. 13 Baby Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard? Â I think this was a question at the GOP debate tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 are they holding their breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 if a normal sized homosexual comes out of the closet then what does a midget homosexual come out of, the cupboard? Â If they're of the same species, they go forth from the same place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The cupboard is where a cereal killer come from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 A cupboard is a brassiere for flat-chested women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 i thought that was the wonder bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 A brassiere is where flat chested women get hamburgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 who's cruel idea was it to put an 's' in lisp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Why, it was that little fucker Jesus, that who!! And his birthday is coming up too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You must be drinkin Pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 haven't swilled or burned in a week, must be why i can't sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Why do they call it an escalator when it's coming down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 'cause it escalates the preservation rate of fat in mall shoppers, whether taking them "up" or "down". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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