builder206 Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris. Quote
Hendershot Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Chuck Norris's urine is bottled and sold as a beverage, we know it as Red Bull. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries. Quote
Denizen Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 why does chuck norris never have to wax his skis? because they are always slick with blood. Quote
ScottP Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is. Quote
swaterfall Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 There is no such thing as tornados... Chuck Norris hates trailer parks. Quote
Dechristo Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 There is no such thing as tornados... Chuck Norris hates trailer parks. He must have a rifled rectum. Quote
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