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My new religion requires me to make amends to those I've trespassed against, so here goes....

 

KKK: you're the smartest Phi Beta Kappa I know. And I don't really refer to you as my sweet little monkey.

 

Serenity: nice pecs.

 

JayB: If you move back to Phinney ridge, you can have my two dogs as a housewarming present.

 

Muffy: you can car-ca-carpool with me anytime.

 

Seahawk....seahawk....

 

 

Ah, fuck it. Bring on the firey lake, bitch.

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My new religion requires me to make amends to those I've trespassed against, so here goes....

 

 

 

Seahawk....seahawk....

 

 

Ah, fuck it. Bring on the firey lake, bitch.

 

Or, address him akin to this manner.

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If there had been some traumatic brain injury, some lack of oxygen at birth, fetal-daddy-got-jiggy-witta-bonobo syndrome, something, anything, to explain why this rubber necker still stands at the side of the road, barking at the spot from which accident has long been cleared away.

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