office vocb

[NTM]

Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!

 

 

1. BLAMESTORMING

 

 

 

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

 

2.SEAGULL MANAGER:

 

 

 

A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

 

3.ASSMOSIS:

 

 

 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and

advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard

 

4.SALMON DAY:

 

 

 

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream

only to get screwed and die in the end.

 

5. CUBE FARM :

 

 

 

An office filled with cubicles.

 

6.PRAIRIE DOGGING :

 

 

 

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

 

7. MOUSE POTATO :

 

 

 

The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

 

8.SITCOMs:

 

 

 

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

 

9.STRESS PUPPY:

 

 

 

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

 

10.SWIPEOUT:

 

 

 

An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

 

11.XEROX SUBSIDY:

 

 

 

Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

 

12.IRRITAINMENT:

 

Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.

 

 

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:

 

 

 

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft- com:office:office"

 

 

 

14.

ADMINISPHERE :

 

 

 

The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

 

15.404: Someone who's clueless.

 

 

 

From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.

 

16. GENERICA :

 

 

 

Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

 

17.OHNOSECOND:

 

 

 

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).

 

18.WOOFS:

 

 

 

Well-Off Older Folks.

 

19. CROP DUSTING:

 

 

 

Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

 

[archenemy]

19. CROP DUSTING:

 

Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

NIiice.

I'm pulling this one today.

[ZimZam]

19. CROP DUSTING:

 

Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

NIiice.

I'm pulling this one today.

 

how did it fly? similar to saddam gasing the kurds?

[G-spotter]

 

15.404: Someone who's clueless.

 

 

 

From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.

 

World Wide Web? Is that teh internets?

 

[Knottygirl]

phew glad i don't work in an office

[archenemy]

Glad I don't work while I'm here either.

[i_like_sun]

Glad I don't work while I'm here either.

 

 

Arch., thats dope. I can see it now - Archenemy, lazily and cunningly sleeking his way through the crop field, silent, mean, passing gas, ready for a nap..........

[lizard_brain]

19. CROP DUSTING:

 

Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

 

I had a coworker I hated - you can guess the rest of the story.

 

She was in the next cubicle.

 

Edited May 12, 2007 by lizard_brain

[G-spotter]

Archenemy, lazily and cunningly sleeking his way through the crop field,