Climbing Shoes

[drater]

i wish.

 

i'll quit bitchin tho, my buddy has real issues, 11" long, looks like a skinny d00ds forearm, get's shut down all the time because of it by scared females.

 

now he's getting married to this tiny japanese girl, makes me laugh.

 

Longer than the legendary John Holmes?

 

This sounds like a fish story to me....perhaps you should measure it again.

 

You could go down to StateLine Showgirls in Stateline, Idaho and get a fistful of first person references. Say you're inquiring about Dick Almighty. Word got out after his first "girlfriend" that worked there and it was pretty much a checklist after that.

[kevbone]

Is this thread about climbing shoes or how big your dick is?

[sk]

Is this thread about climbing shoes or how big your dick is?

 

same thing sugar bear

[drater]

Shoes. Who's got the hookup?

[RuMR]

man, your worse than the beggar down by the corner...

 

jeezus, pony up and buy a frickin' pair...cheapskate...

[drater]

hey man, spare a quarter?

[archenemy]

take it easy...

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever.

[sk]

take it easy...

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever.

 

i think i am going through a sensitive phase... it has me very confused.

[drater]

take it easy...

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever.

 

 

I'm in love.

 

Again.

[archenemy]

I'm sure it's good for you. All phases are good for us--sometimes b/c we learn a lot and sometimes just b/c we are happy they are over.

 

Keep hanging in there girlfriend.

 

(I still get Sherri though)

[sk]

take it easy...

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever.

 

 

I'm in love.

 

Again.

 

we all love her... do you promise to share???

[minx]

if sherri's not already taken, you're going to have to get in line behind me. lentils are my favorite!

[drater]

There's not enough of this needle dick to share...oh wait, you meant Arch.

 

Maybe.

[archenemy]

There is enough of me to go around.

 

 

 

And I never met a big dick I didn't like.

[sk]

I'm sure it's good for you. All phases are good for us--sometimes b/c we learn a lot and sometimes just b/c we are happy they are over.

 

Keep hanging in there girlfriend.

 

(I still get Sherri though)

 

i guess you can have sherri but does that mean i get you???

[minx]

besides cheesecake....cheesecake is the bestest.

[archenemy]

if sherri's not already taken, you're going to have to get in line behind me. lentils are my favorite!

I am not going to get behind you after you eat them.

[archenemy]

I'm sure it's good for you. All phases are good for us--sometimes b/c we learn a lot and sometimes just b/c we are happy they are over.

 

Keep hanging in there girlfriend.

 

(I still get Sherri though)

 

i guess you can have sherri but does that mean i get you???

Absolutely. I didn't mean to cause you to question that! Forgive me?

[sk]

There is enough of me to go around.

 

 

 

And I never met a big dick I didn't like.

 

 

i never met a big dick i didn't fall in love with....but then i am not that bright

[minx]

There's not enough of this needle dick to share

 

that's the first accurate dick comment made by a man on this board all day.

[sk]

I'm sure it's good for you. All phases are good for us--sometimes b/c we learn a lot and sometimes just b/c we are happy they are over.

 

Keep hanging in there girlfriend.

 

(I still get Sherri though)

 

i guess you can have sherri but does that mean i get you???

Absolutely. I didn't mean to cause you to question that! Forgive me?

 

anything

xoxoxoox

[drater]

"Minx, satire.

 

Satire, minx.

 

Sure you guys haven't met before?"

[RuMR]

did i just stumble onto the "greasy girls" thread again? :vomit:

[archenemy]

feeling a little insecure you half-measure of a man?

 

 

 

oh shit, that would make me even more than twice the woman. Not good.

[RuMR]

i always feel insecure...duh...