tvashtarkatena Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 That's tin foil. Her breasts remain uncorrupted by government transmissions. Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 That hurt when she pulled it off. I know this. i hope i never have to know this. Quote
foraker Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 If I put a big rolled up wad of duct tape in my pants, does it make me more attractive to women? No, I didn't think so. Quote
foraker Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 That hurt when she pulled it off. I know this. there's just so much left unsaid there.... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. Quote
foraker Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. Ah, the glory of a mis-spent youth. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 You'll have every vegan chick in town licking her chops. Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 vegans won't eat tape. they're picky like that. Quote
foraker Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Why not? You don't have to clean up after a cucumber. A cucumber won't bring his drunk friends home at 3am, wake you up, and say "Make us some breakfast!". A cucumber won't ask you how many other cucumbers you've had. Think about it. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad You haven't seen my Armenian cucumbers. Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 And they go with vinegar. Wait for it... OMG i almost screamed Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Why not? You don't have to clean up after a cucumber. A cucumber won't bring his drunk friends home at 3am, wake you up, and say "Make us some breakfast!". A cucumber won't ask you how many other cucumbers you've had. Think about it. you have some really good points there. but i like men. not to keep though. i think there should be a man library, where i can go check out the one i want and take him back when i am done Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 And they go with vinegar. Wait for it... OMG i almost screamed Gimme a little more time and I'll make you scream Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 And they go with vinegar. Wait for it... OMG i almost screamed Gimme a little more time and I'll make you scream promises promises Quote
high_on_rock Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 i think there should be a man library, where i can go check out the one i want and take him back when i am done That is a heck of an idea. Isn't that what Match.com is? Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 i think there should be a man library, where i can go check out the one i want and take him back when i am done That is a heck of an idea. Isn't that what Match.com is? i don't know. but the libary is free Quote
kevbone Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Hee hee....you said "penis".....why not just say COCK? Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Hee hee....you said "penis".....why not just say COCK? okay bevis and buthead... why not say penis?? does it make you feel funny in your pants? Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 i think there should be a man library, where i can go check out the one i want and take him back when i am done That is a heck of an idea. Isn't that what Match.com is? i don't know. but the libary is free And there is a local branch Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Hee hee....you said "penis".....why not just say COCK? okay bevis and buthead... why not say penis?? does it make you feel funny in your pants? Now we're even because that was fucking funny Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference. are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Hee hee....you said "penis".....why not just say COCK? okay bevis and buthead... why not say penis?? does it make you feel funny in your pants? Now we're even because that was fucking funny *takes a bow* thank you very much Quote
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