A new low bar for SPAM

[KaskadskyjKozak]

 

This just appeared in my mailbox. What moron could pen this text and send it off thinking it will convince any English-speaking person that it is legit?

 

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Monster.com company greets you Kaskadskyj Kozak.

 

transmitting the full response if the validator matches, and we avoid

 

We are happy to inform you that we had succesfully upgraded our

an extra round trip if it does not match.

site. Because of our system has great changes, you

 

have to install Monster.com certificated utility (click here) to be able

 

to use monster.com database. If you dont setup this tool

 

until March, the 14st, 2007, you will not be able to use your account

 

You dont have to answer this letter - its just a newsletter.

 

Thanks for cooperation.

[billcoe]

I think I recognise the text as a dialect of the Umbuntu tribe in NW Uganda or possibly Nigeria.

 

It translates to english thus:

 

"Please bend over , grab your ass cheeks and spread-em, we, the 36 African men of our village, wish to plunder. blunder and chunder you oh so savagely.

 

Oh, may we also have your bank account numbers?

 

Thank you

 

Abubu addy and the Nigerians"

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A public service- no thanks needed.

 

Regards:

 

Bill

[RogerJ]

Cool...

 

Lately I've just won a lot of lotteries I never bought tickets for.

 

-r

[kevbone]

I think I recognise the text as a dialect of the Umbuntu tribe in NW Uganda or possibly Nigeria.

 

It translates to english thus:

 

"Please bend over , grab your ass cheeks and spread-em, we, the 36 African men of our village, wish to plunder. blunder and chunder you oh so savagely.

 

Oh, may we also have your bank account numbers?

 

Thank you

 

Abubu addy and the Nigerians"

___________________________________________________________-

 

 

A public service- no thanks needed.

 

Regards:

 

Bill

 

That is funny bill!