tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 (edited) Moderated highs in the K-12 faculty, new lows almost daily. Increasing chance of self-promotion, unbridled anger, hysteria, and unchallenged presidential death threats. Possible flight delays for 747-300s chasing pointless persuits. Lilly white-outs likely. Morning knowledge obscurus cover, followed by higher degrees on display in leiu of genitalia. Land speculating yacht owner advisory. Hypocrisy level: amazing. Chance of gleefully singing the praises of prosecuting Karl Rove without evidence: 99%-to-100%. Surf report: direct and unrefined swells that will challenge everyone from the poor of Venezuela to network executives. Future chance of measureable participation: 100%. This fairweather report brought to you by private university edu-snobberated metro-males subsidized by humble garbage men, with charitable contributions from single working SUV driving soccer moms. Edited January 24, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You're so mean! I HATE you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mtn_mouse Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You're so mean! I HATE you! god foraker that's the funniest reply I've seen in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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