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Moderated highs in the K-12 faculty, new lows almost daily. Increasing chance of self-promotion, unbridled anger, hysteria, and unchallenged presidential death threats. Possible flight delays for 747-300s chasing pointless persuits. Lilly white-outs likely. Morning knowledge obscurus cover, followed by higher degrees on display in leiu of genitalia. Land speculating yacht owner advisory. Hypocrisy level: amazing. Chance of gleefully singing the praises of prosecuting Karl Rove without evidence: 99%-to-100%. Surf report: direct and unrefined swells that will challenge everyone from the poor of Venezuela to network executives.

 

Future chance of measureable participation: 100%.

 

This fairweather report brought to you by private university edu-snobberated metro-males subsidized by humble garbage men, with charitable contributions from single working SUV driving soccer moms.

 

 

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