kix Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 I want one. apparently if you have one you can lay around lazily eating bon bons and getting fat for months and months and then still crush hards lines with minimal effort. I dont know where to get one, but RUMR apparently does. Quote
RuMR Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 no no no...i crushed the couch...goddamm thing had a big fat crush mark that matched my arse... Quote
minx Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 you can have my couch. you can definitely lay around eating bon bons and getting fat on it. trust me Quote
StevenSeagal Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Hey, I have a couch like that... We're not interested in that spooge couch. Quote
kix Posted September 13, 2006 Author Posted September 13, 2006 whatever. just inform me before ever putting it on craigslist or in a garage sale. Quote
RuMR Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 so if seagal fell in the bay would we call him a bagel? Quote
archenemy Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 keep him down with lox I just saw a pic of him yesterday, boy, that fucker makes you look like a runway model Quote
kix Posted September 13, 2006 Author Posted September 13, 2006 damn. that was a double ended burn. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i AM a runway model! if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. Quote
cj001f Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i AM a runway model! if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated Quote
RuMR Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i AM a runway model! if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated did she work for Lane Bryant like i do?? Quote
cj001f Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i AM a runway model! if you start "doing your little thing" on the catwalk I'm gonna vomit. you are alot like the supermodel I dated did she work for Lane Bryant like i do?? J Jill (or was it ipecac?) Quote
StevenSeagal Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 keep him down with lox I just saw a pic of him yesterday, boy, that fucker makes you look like a runway model You need to refine your tastes, ma'am. Perhaps I can change your mind over dinner. Do you like Italian? Quote
cj001f Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Do you like Italian? do you ever take teh salame out of your mouth? Quote
RuMR Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i didn't know Italy was responsible for teeny weenies... Quote
StevenSeagal Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 i didn't know Italy was responsible for teeny weenies... Actually, small dicks are merely RuMR's. Quote
RuMR Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 hmmmmm....never had that complaint before...i think your talkin' about Carl...according to minxy he's ummmm "lacking"... Quote
StevenSeagal Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 hmmmmm....never had that complaint before That's because beggars can't be choosers. ...i think your talkin' about Carl...according to minxy he's ummmm "lacking"... Wasn't stamina and skills, not size, the issue? Oh never mind, this might also be out of your "grasp". Quote
RuMR Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 ummm...i believe the term " 3" " was tossed around by minx in addition to skills and stamina... Quote
cj001f Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 ummm...i believe the term " 3" " was tossed around by minx in addition to skills and stamina... Yes, I admit, I have difficulty satisfying more than 3 women at a time. Quote
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