Gary_Yngve Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This one's been circulating around lately: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The irony is Dilbert's shower grout likely doesn't need cleaning as his engineering background has left him with 4th grade level social skills so while comparative lit guy is out on dates interacting with females in person Dilbert is at home backing up his hard drive, cleaning his shower grout, and spraying on the internet. Furthermore this truth is the whole reason Dilbert (and other engineers *hint* *hint*) dislike comparative lit guy and as book smart as they are can't understand why the girls don't flock to individuals such as Dilbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 My shower grout needs cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The irony is Dilbert's shower grout likely doesn't need cleaning as his engineering background has left him with 4th grade level social skills so while comparative lit guy is out on dates interacting with females in person Dilbert is at home backing up his hard drive, cleaning his shower grout, and spraying on the internet. Furthermore this truth is the whole reason Dilbert (and other engineers *hint* *hint*) dislike comparative lit guy and as book smart as they are can't understand why the girls don't flock to individuals such as Dilbert. Bite me comparative lit/recreational resources boy Can you please compare and contrast these two windshirts? I have lots of spare cash to spend Now, who knows the difference between Pin-Yin and Wades-Giles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You have a pool of potential applicants here on cc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) The irony is Dilbert's shower grout likely doesn't need cleaning as his engineering background has left him with 4th grade level social skills so while comparative lit guy is out on dates interacting with females in person Dilbert is at home backing up his hard drive, cleaning his shower grout, and spraying on the internet. Furthermore this truth is the whole reason Dilbert (and other engineers *hint* *hint*) dislike comparative lit guy and as book smart as they are can't understand why the girls don't flock to individuals such as Dilbert. Bite me comparative lit/recreational resources boy Can you please compare and contrast these two windshirts? I have lots of spare cash to spend Now, who knows the difference between Pin-Yin and Wades-Giles? Ummm... I've had my MS longer than you And I bet I'm younger than you too I am one of the few engneers whose shower grout also needs cleaning Edited February 2, 2006 by John Frieh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek_the_Greek Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I think John is on to something. Who would you rather date: the useful or the sexy? I heart stereotypes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'll take the guy on the right. In both photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 waiting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The irony is Dilbert's shower grout likely doesn't need cleaning as his engineering background has left him with 4th grade level social skills so while comparative lit guy is out on dates interacting with females in person Dilbert is at home backing up his hard drive, cleaning his shower grout, and spraying on the internet. Furthermore this truth is the whole reason Dilbert (and other engineers *hint* *hint*) dislike comparative lit guy and as book smart as they are can't understand why the girls don't flock to individuals such as Dilbert. Bite me comparative lit/recreational resources boy Can you please compare and contrast these two windshirts? I have lots of spare cash to spend Now, who knows the difference between Pin-Yin and Wades-Giles? Ummm... I've had my MS longer than you And I bet I'm younger than you too I am one of the few engneers whose shower grout also needs cleaning Somehow I doubt your younger and have had your Masters longer . Maybe one, but chances of both are mighty slim. Unless your'e one of those freakish child prodigies who finished college as a teenager. In which case i'm so sorry your parents did that to you! It would explain the foot in mouth syndrome though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 How old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 and you forgot to correct the possesive to the contraction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess some combination of a lab coat, safety glasses, hard hat, pocket protector, pager, palm, etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess some combination of a lab coat, safety glasses, hard hat, pocket protector, pager, palm, etc etc the answer is no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no. And only 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I like the wardrobe suggestion though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Why, is that what your wearing now too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Incorrect usage of "your". TWEEEEEET. 10 yards and remove an article of clothing for her/it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess some combination of a lab coat, safety glasses, hard hat, pocket protector, pager, palm, etc etc hey! knock it off! i look hot in my white polyesther attire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 you know, come to think of it, this is really just a cry for help from Gary. obviously he's a masochist and his advisor hasn't been abusing him enough lately so he's calling out to the cc.com community for some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I actually thought NOLSe was the one looking for a good smackdown with the obvious chestbeating about dirty grout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess some combination of a lab coat, safety glasses, hard hat, pocket protector, pager, palm, etc etc the answer is no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no. And only 28 I turned 27 just last Dec.. OLD FOGIE Hey I need an intern this summer... got any plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Why, is that what your wearing now too!! There is a comma between the "now" and the "too"; and I have no underwear on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I actually thought NOLSe was the one looking for a good smackdown with the obvious chestbeating about dirty grout. The usual cast can't react because they are confused on who to shit on first... me or Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgot to ask what he was wearing right now... I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess some combination of a lab coat, safety glasses, hard hat, pocket protector, pager, palm, etc etc the answer is no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no. And only 28 I turned 27 just last Dec.. OLD FOGIE Hey I need an intern this summer... got any plans Yeah, but I've had my MS since since 2001 bitch Intern! lmao, I've hired people older than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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