crazyjizzy Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I would like to thank the thousands who have sent me PM’s of encouragement, wishing me luck in my quest to become Uber Moderator. It is for you, that I am doing this. I have been asked, why I want to become Uber Moderator. It is a well-known fact, that the starting pay for a CC moderator is $65K a year, before bonuses. As an Uber Moderator, I should be able to clear about $100K. But it is not about the money, and it is not about me. CC needs a wakeup in the moderator section. CC needs me as Uber Moderator, but it also needs new moderators, namely RuMR, Pope, Dru, and MisterE. And CC needs to un ban some people. We need Dwayner and Trask back, now. We need more fun. I propose we auction off daily banning rights. Pay enough, and ban your nemesis. This may be good for the coffers of CC, but it bodes ill for some. We need a new system of forums. I propose that CC has only four forums 1) Spray. For most stuff, since it is all horseshit anyway 2) Super Secret Forum. This will be a “pay per view” item. Consider the fun when some self-important moderator has To contend with 300 Dru posts. 3) CCH is fucked. Come here to discuss the many ways CCH is fucked 4) Trask’s Blog. Thank you for your support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 What about the hate mail. We need equal representation, Pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 Huh? Sure, I like hate mail. I view myself as the future Huey Long of CC. Hopefully without an assination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I view myself as Howie Long of the Raider Nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I ran for moderator 2 years ago... I won the overall popular vote but lost the "aged, decriped trad forum" which had a ton of votes in the ellectoral college damn the system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Being young and gay is a hard sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Dear Mr. Crazy, It clearly states in our filing with SEC that all moderators will not be compensated more then $65k a year. Now since Uber Moderator has the word Moderator in it, your maximum salary would be, you guessed it, $65k a year. I hope this clears up some confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Being young and gay is a hard sell. Young, gay, and hard, all in the same sentence. Are you suppressing a desire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 This is some fucked up shit Dear Mr. Crazy, It clearly states in our filing with SEC that all moderators will not be compensated more then $65k a year. Now since Uber Moderator has the word Moderator in it, your maximum salary would be, you guessed it, $65k a year. I hope this clears up some confusion. You see here, THE MAN, is trying to discourage me in my run for Uber Moderator. Why? Cause they're scared, scared I'm going to turn their little world upside down, scared that I am going to show the people the truth. How scared are they? They are so scared they have come up with a canidate of their own, one who only wishes to please his masters, one who cares not a lick for the people. Fear this person. Fear Foraker, he bodes ill for the good people of this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 OVERLORDS ARE AID!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 Bump I don't know why this thread hasn't been made sticky. Let the people know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 CJZ you need to hire Rove and Abramoff to help you. Bring bac trask? Look he got banned from ass.com, how low can you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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