layton Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 anyone feel like emailing me 5.15am from the shangri-la album. i heard it's pretty good. i'll buy you a beer or something. Quote
layton Posted November 3, 2005 Author Posted November 3, 2005 thanks! i like the album sailing to philidelphia or golden heart the best so far though. neck and neck with chet atkins is pretty good too. Quote
layton Posted November 3, 2005 Author Posted November 3, 2005 I love this song now! If i was gay, i'd be gay for Mark. Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Oh Smarter than Dru What's your IQ Mine has been tested At 162 Â Perhaps you and Flu and faster_than_dru Can form a support group For avatars too Quote
Smarter_Than_Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Smarter than you its not hard to do Quote
Kitergal Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 WTF is this thread about?? I mean really?? Quote
Smarter_Than_Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 What smells like poo? oh...its just Dru Quote
Ponzini Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Someone from Cache Creek owns a computer?!? Quote
Smarter_Than_Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Chilliwack, B.C. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue. Â Dru accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding. Â "They left me there, going through all that stress," Dru told The Chilliwack Times. "They just let me rot." Â The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dru was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the North Surrey store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said. Â Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation. Â The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the "frightened and humiliated" Dru out of the store, he passed out. Â The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions. Â "This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me." Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Suppose I accidentally got my shit together Would I get a medal? Or a pat on the back and a little feather I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found If it fell over, would it make a sound? And if it did, would it be the sound that you like? Or should I do it over until I get it right?  You say everything I know is wrong So do me a favor, and play along for a minute As the rusty gears turn Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs It's a little BB rolling around in a box car See us together  Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain If I only had a brain  (chorus) Somewhere on a higher mental plain {Somewhere On A Higher mental plain} I might learn to come in from the rain {I might learn to come in from the rain} If I had a clue would I still be here with you? {If I had a clue would I still be here with you?} Gee whiz, if I only had a brain {Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain}  Who's that? Oh, my little friend cupid Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid Always nearby wherever I go He's looking out for me, don't you know  Mr. excitement, never in a rut Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt Ouch! I guess your love is true Now, if I could only get a clue  (chorus) Had A Brain Had a brain had a brain had a brain Quote
Smarter_Than_Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 If only Dru had a brain maybe he wouldn't be such a stain Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 I believe it was Alex Lowe who said, "The best climber is the one having the most fun." Â Quote
billcoe Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 I love this song now! If i was gay, i'd be gay for Mark.  Low standards dude! __________________________________  Hey Mike, did you, in our worst nightmares, see all this posting on intellegence-stupidity-retardism happening after your request? __________________________________   To recap the crazyness:  Dru said: I heard it got downrated to 5.14dm  ----------------------------------------------  Smarter_Than_Dru replied with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.  Droolboy, you're a retard.  --------------------------------------------  snugtop says  I smell Nodders in these parts. --------------------------------------------------- And then afftonted: Dru is like putting his like, amazing, like superior intellect on full display:   Oh Smarter than Dru What's your IQ Mine has been tested At 162  Perhaps you and Flu and faster_than_dru Can form a support group For avatars too  ----------------------------------  Smarter_Than_Dru comes up with this ripstost displaying his like, amazing, like superior intellect.   Smarter than you its not hard to do  -------------------- Its not hard! -----------------------------------------------------  Marie jumps into it  WTF is this thread about?? I mean really??  -------------------- The summit may be the goal, but the adventure is in the journey. Lou Whittaker -------------------------------------  Dru hits it again his like, amazing, like superior intellect.  It's the new Nodder thread.  -------------------- Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t.  -------------------------------------- Dru back again with a left hook his like, amazing, like superior intellect. But I forgot what he said.  -------------------- Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t. ---------------------------------------------------------  Smarter_Than_Dru then is all like:   What smells like poo? oh...its just Dru  -------------------- Its not hard! ------------------------------------------------  Ponzini tries this deft and humorous sidetrack attack:  Someone from Cache Creek owns a computer?!?  -------------------- Short Skis Still Suck ------------------------------------------------------------  Smarter_Than_Dru brings it back with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.    Chilliwack, B.C. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.  Dru accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.  "They left me there, going through all that stress," Dru told The Chilliwack Times. "They just let me rot."  The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dru was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the North Surrey store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.  Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.  The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the "frightened and humiliated" Dru out of the store, he passed out.  The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.  "This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."  -------------------- Its not hard!  _---------------------------------------------------------- Dru responds with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.    Suppose I accidentally got my shit together Would I get a medal? Or a pat on the back and a little feather I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found If it fell over, would it make a sound? And if it did, would it be the sound that you like? Or should I do it over until I get it right?  You say everything I know is wrong So do me a favor, and play along for a minute As the rusty gears turn Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs It's a little BB rolling around in a box car See us together  Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain If I only had a brain  (chorus) Somewhere on a higher mental plain {Somewhere On A Higher mental plain} I might learn to come in from the rain {I might learn to come in from the rain} If I had a clue would I still be here with you? {If I had a clue would I still be here with you?} Gee whiz, if I only had a brain {Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain}  Who's that? Oh, my little friend cupid Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid Always nearby wherever I go He's looking out for me, don't you know  Mr. excitement, never in a rut Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt Ouch! I guess your love is true Now, if I could only get a clue  (chorus) Had A Brain Had a brain had a brain had a brain  -------------------- Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t.   Smarter_Than_Dru now shows off his like, amazing, like superior intellect.    If only Dru had a brain maybe he wouldn't be such a stain  -------------------- Its not hard! ----------------------------------------------   Wow, this display of plumage preening and puffery is right up there.  I'm sure we are all spellbound by this display of thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, etc. Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Hey Bill  Maybe this will help: http://www.bookmine.com/stupid.php Quote
billcoe Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 It certainly does Dru! Thanks for the chuckle! Â bill Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Â brainpower is nothing if you can't make it work for you Quote
Kitergal Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 I'll patrol your waters girlfriend..... Quote
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