Dru Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 When I saw the headline I thought of you Rocky VI: Old and Fat Part of the "magic" of Hollywood requires the moviegoer's suspension of reality in the name of some cockamamie storyline. Well, try this one on for size: A 59-year-old boxer, long retired, gets back in the ring to take on no other than the reigning heavyweight champ. The pug is no other than Rocky Balboa (aka Sylvester Stallone), who hasn't laced up the gloves since the last ice age. Rocky Balboa, or, if you prefer, Rocky VI, is shooting in L.A. and Philly, and Stallone says inspiration is the hook: "You're never too old to climb a mountain, if that's your desire." While that may be true in many walks of life, champ, the boxing ring ain't one of those places. For sure, today's champions aren't what they used to be, but even a good club fighter should be able to KO this doddering palooka without breaking a sweat. If it turns out any other way, we've been had. -- Tony Long for Wired Magazine Quote
RuMR Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) When I saw the headline I thought of you RuMR I: Old and Fat Some "magic" Hollywood movies require the moviegoer's suspension of reality in the name of some cockamamie storyline, but not this on. Try this one on for size: A 37-year-old working punkass, wishing he was retired, gets back in the ring to knock the shit out of a dumbass shit talking fagcanuck truly weaksauce, spooge suckin', who's been spraying nonstop in his training efforts and his two butt buddies, Ireneo_Funes and Cobra_Commander . The pug is no other than RuMR (aka Dru'sDestroyer), who hasn't laced up the gloves since the last ice age. RuMR, or, if you prefer, BADASS, is shooting in L.A. and Philly, and says inspiration is the hook: "You're never too old to kick DruoftheNorth's ass all over the place, actually, you're never to young either. And those two sissy fairies that he hangs with are just icing on this cake." And that is always so true in many walks of life, champ, even in the boxing ring. For sure, today's champions aren't what they used to be, but even a shit talking scrawny canuck should be beaten for spraying. If it turns out any other way, we've been had. -- Tony Long for Wired Magazine Sounds like a good flick! Edited October 18, 2005 by RuMR Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) Oh, man, it's going to be so funny when Rumr sees this!!! He's going to be so mad!!! I sure would hate be Dru when that happens, jeez. Edit: I guess he wasn't mad?!? Edited October 18, 2005 by Ireneo_Funes Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 he took about 20 minutes to do that editing Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 He showed Dru, though!!! He called him "weaksauce"!! Quote
RuMR Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 He showed Dru, though!!! He called him "weaksauce"!! did you say something? I can't hear over the gurgling...what are you gurgling on? Weaksauce? Quote
cj001f Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 only 1 min Shit, I'm surprised you can last that long Quote
RuMR Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 yeah...but that just means more possible action for me in a 24hour period Quote
Dru Posted October 18, 2005 Author Posted October 18, 2005 only 1 min Shit, I'm surprised you can last that long He's got a lot of johns to get through. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 only 1 min Shit, I'm surprised you can last that long He's got a lot of johns to get through. Quote
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