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Oh jeez, I hate when that darn thing gets drunk and falls in the gutter.

 

You know what? You can keep that trashy, no-good groove of mine; I'm going to Target to get a fresh, shiny new one.

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Have you thought about sleeping with a young stud half your age who's secretly gay and really just marrying you for US citizenship?

Well, the first part sounds good. Know any? hahaha.gif

 

 

Wait--can I say that without compromising my dignity?

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I don't know. If it's a federal holiday, which it is, I suppose so? confused.gif

 

But you guys don't have pilgrims and Mayflowers and turkeys and such. Is it more of a harvest celebration Up North?

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Yes we just have a big feast, usually a turkey, too much to drink big family affair, with grandparents etc, really quite fun. We just think about how fucking lucky we are.We don't really get halloween of though just kidding about that. The next long weekend for us is Rememberance day on Nov 11 when we just think about unlucky those guys were.

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