knotzen Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Oops, better close my mouth when I snore--might get some nasty brown stuff in it. Quote
bunglehead Posted August 17, 2005 Author Posted August 17, 2005 2 Irish gents are having a pint in front of their local pub. It just so happens it's across the street from a whorehouse. One day they see a Rabbi go into the brothel. About an hour later, as he's coming out, one remarks: "Ah, it's shame to see a Rabbi go to seed, it is. What a pity" The other gent agrees:"Tis a pity" The next day they see a Preacher go into the same establishment, appearing an hour later. "Aye, a pity, what's happening to the protestants, a pity" "Tis very sad" The following day, a Catholic Priest walks into the whorehouse The first man says: "Would you look at that, I can't believe it, a Priest" The second man says: "Poor girl must be dying" Quote
knotzen Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 OK, Captain Kirk; coffee break's over. Back on your head! Actually, this joke came from a former boss of mine. He would walk by and see a few of us talking or goofing off, and he'd say, "OK everybody; back on your heads!" Quote
underworld Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach Ache and my legs hurt. I not come work". The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." Quote
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