Dave_Schuldt Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Washington, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The party of safe sex with teenage boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Washington, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Polls indicate most voters will continue to welcome the RNC's dick up their asses no differently than before. Curiously, most Republican voters prefer the logo, as well as the sodomy, without the condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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