RNC EMBLEM CHANGE

[Dave_Schuldt]

Washington, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.

 

 

 

 

Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.

[G-spotter]

The party of safe sex with teenage boys.

[kevbone]

Washington, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.

 

 

 

 

Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.

 

[Crux]

Polls indicate most voters will continue to welcome the RNC's dick up their asses no differently than before. Curiously, most Republican voters prefer the logo, as well as the sodomy, without the condom.