snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yes, it's a well documented phenomenon, and it's true. People who get married become less interesting. I've seen this happen with friends and relatives. Once they get hitched they just want to sit on their duffs and stare at each other, or worse, hump and pop put kids. What gives?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Humping is fun. Shouldn't you be at Vertical World? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 Nobody would go with me ! I blame marrieds for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's not the marriage itself, it's the part where they buy a house & move in together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 its a known fact that the more married you are, the stupider you get. also, china is the mostest country in the earth world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's not the marriage itself, it's the part where they buy a house & move in together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's true. When I was married, I lost interest in climbing, and wanted to stay home and make jam and cookies and shit, and rent movies and cuddle, and go out to breakfast at 10:00 on a Sunday morning. Shit, if I didn't get married, I would have climbed Everest and El Cap by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Or at least, you know, the Tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 scientific studies have proved that after people get married their corpus callosum get swollen, and the spouts an unknown foamy substance. it is thought that this was stupidity with little air bubbles in it, be researcher later identified it as a substance that blocks seritonin reuptake. Stupidity and borininty are now thought to be physically manifested as shrinkage of the telencephalon, but others think that is a stupid idea. But only the married scientists thought it to be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 As usual, Master Oly, you have shed some light on the topic. Or shed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 They're what gets swollen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 do i have to draw a picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 No need to. See Squid's signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yes, please, that would be helpful. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 No need to. See Squid's signature. Oh, um, what *is* that in Squid's signature, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 No need to. See Squid's signature. Oh, um, what *is* that in Squid's signature, anyway? Where's Clintoris when we need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 this picture is a synonym for what i'm talking about. it's also an allegory, but thats another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I think you have your mixed up metaphors. But I definitely see the sharp edges to the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Where's Clintoris when we need him? I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has trouble finding him. There should be diagrams & tatoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has trouble finding him. There should be diagrams & tatoos. Oh boy, I could say so many things... must resist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 or at least some sort of a map or braille signpost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 resistance is futile. but so is explaining it to someone who hasn't figure this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Or maybe someone could lend a helping hand. <cough> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 If you encounter a braille signpost, I would make haste away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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