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...makes you feel all hot and nasty, huh Allison? [laf]

 

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."

The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired

me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"

The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?''

 

I said BAD DOG!''

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anyone that calls me a weasel better be ready to say it to my face without their friends holding their HC's for them.

 

If you think I'm a sleaze, let me buy you a drink next Tuesday, you might get lucky.

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