j_b Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4, 2004 10:41 AM ET BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Ok, so what's the thought process that went on here? Let's re-create the scene. "Penis? Chicken? Penis? Chicken? Hmmm..." Thwack! "Nope, not chicken." ... "Bad dog! Drop it! No! No!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Makes no sense at all. Either it's a completely made-up newsstory, or the story the man told is bogus, covering something up. Gives new meaning to that age-old excuse, "the dog ate it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 either that or it's worrisome to ponder if we'll all experience the loss of feeling that seems required to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markov Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Next time he should just choke the chicken instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Crash Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Next time doesn't matter, there's not penis to cut anymore. drC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Joke: why did the penis cross the road? You fill in the punchline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 it was in the chicken's butt it was a cock chasing the chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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