Greg_W Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 (edited) time to end your matriarchal tyranny I'm guessing one of three things: 1. Your mother beat you repeatedly with an extension cord as a child, yet you are torn by a sick, co-dependent love for her. 2. Your mother abandoned you and now you view every woman you encounter as someone who will tear your heart out in the future. You powerlessly seek out these women to feel safe, knowing they will hurt you. 3. Your first sexual experience was with an older woman who made you wear a little league baseball uniform and call her 'mama' as you fucked her. Seek help, it's okay. Emotional health IS within your grasp. Greg_W P.S. A fourth option DOES exist: You were breast-fed until the age of 4. You, unfortunately, view all women as a source of food and the fact that most of them withhold the nipple-lovin' you want causes you to see them as tyrannical and enslaving. Edited August 19, 2004 by Greg_W Quote
Ursa_Eagle Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 "Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. When you least expect it your uppance will come!" Quote
lancegranite Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 or, new episodes of Family guy are on TV Quote
badvoodoo Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 "At last, my plan for world domination is nearly complete. What do you think of that, broccoli?" <silent plate of broccoli> "Stop mocking me!" Quote
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