rbw1966 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ursa_Eagle Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 "Master of Strategery" "Leave no Billionaire behind" and many great others! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailBOI Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 > 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule > > 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony. > 6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton > 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. > 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France. > 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. > 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany. > 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) > 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop. > 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) > 9:30 p.m. - * Intermission * > 10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins > 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. > 10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' > 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. > 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. > 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex.) > 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. > 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. > 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate. > > > Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Yeah...pretty much sums up their whole attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Here ya go sailboi, one good turn deserves another: Republican NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE, New York 2004 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A drain on our nation's economy. 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton piZata 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again. 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Yeah...pretty much sums up their whole attitude. Exactly. Which is why you should vote GREEN: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Glad to see Jesus made it to the convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Jesus was a hippie socialist. He'd never make it through security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailBOI Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Jesus was a hippie socialist. He'd never make it through security. Jesus was the origional Libertarian, and his ideas were incorporated into the Declaration of Independence. Meanwhile check out this story of Liberation : http://www.urbancure.org/book/index.html http://www.urbancure.org/dev/pagedetails.asp?SubCatID=141 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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