Official GOP slogans

[rbw1966]

Enjoy!

[jjd]

[Ursa_Eagle]

"Master of Strategery"

"Leave no Billionaire behind"

and many great others!

[sailBOI]

 

 

 

 

> 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

>

> 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

> 6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al

Sharpton

> 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

> 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

> 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

> 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

> 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

> 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

> 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

> 9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *

> 10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

> 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

> 10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

> 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

> 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

> 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony

(threesomes, mixed and same sex.)

> 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

> 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

>

>

> Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the

convention ?

[Stonehead]

 

Yeah...pretty much sums up their whole attitude.

[willstrickland]

Here ya go sailboi, one good turn deserves another:

 

Republican NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE, New York 2004

 

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment

7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries

7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children

8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)

8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong

9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires

9:30 PM Break for secret meetings

10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy

10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho

10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans

10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A drain on our nation's economy.

11:10 PM Hillary Clinton piZata

11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.

11:35 PM Blame Clinton

11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies

11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[cracked]

 

Yeah...pretty much sums up their whole attitude.

Exactly. Which is why you should vote GREEN:

[wally]

Glad to see Jesus made it to the convention

[Ratboy]

Jesus was a hippie socialist. He'd never make it through security.

[sailBOI]

Jesus was a hippie socialist. He'd never make it through security.

 

Jesus was the origional Libertarian, and his ideas were incorporated into the Declaration of Independence.

 

Meanwhile check out this story of Liberation :

 

http://www.urbancure.org/book/index.html

 

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