IF...

[Dru]

You were in Fontainbleau and Fred Nicole offered you a spot on La Pierre Philosophale...

 

Would that be Hairy Spotter and the Philosopher's Stone

[iain]

blatant post count builder

[Dru]

you are just jealous timmy hasn't hacked you down yet...wait until you freeze at 9999 for months.

[fenderfour]

...I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.....

[iain]

I, for one, am not proud of my spray volume

[Dru]

I, for one, am not proud of my spray volume

 

nothing bumps up your number of posts like a disclaimer

 

have you ever considered switching back to imorris, he's only got a few hundred posts right

[iain]

hah, I

[iain]

might!

[olyclimber]

Sing with me.....100 bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around....

[willstrickland]

But if Fred was a spectator on your send of said problem would you be: Ticking while the Swiss watched?

[Dru]

But if Fred was a spectator on your send of said problem would you be: Ticking while the Swiss watched?

 

And if it had been chipped by a local to be consistent with the others, i guess you could say it was "French made uniform"

[willstrickland]

i guess you could say it was "French made uniform"

 

Oui! Wait, is this part of the dating thread?

[MervGriffin]

If you were in Fontainbleau and Fred Nicole offered you a spot on La Pierre Philosophale, would that be Hairy Spotter and the Philosopher's Stone

 

Is there some humor to found in this post?

Does said hirsute Frenchy possess the necessary jurisdiction and sufficient authority to grant me "a spot" on said boulder? Does a direct translation of "Philosopher's Stone" from French really constitute a "punch line"?

Is there even a legitimate genre of "bouldering humor"?

 

Check out the Joke-Box, my friend, and come back in a few weeks when you're inspired.

 

The Joke Box

 

here's lookin' at ya!

 

- Merv