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marylou was a roadie. thumbs_up.gif

 

Eh errr, eh eh...This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...

And so Mary was enticed away from Joe

By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket

Lured into a life of SLEAZERY

With the entire road crew of some

Famous Rock Group

(I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not

...I don't know... I'll check it out)

Again we see

MUSIC

Causing

BIG TROUBLE!

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She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol

And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal

Well she pressed her chest against me

About the time the juke box broke

Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck

And these are the words she spoke

 

Chorus:

Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper

Go to the country, build you a home

Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches

Try an find Jesus on your own

 

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive

For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve

Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo

Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

 

Repeat chorus:

 

Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place

When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face

I said "You must know the answer."

"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."

And to this very day we've been livin' our way

And here is the reason why

 

We blew up our T.V. threw away our paper

Went to the country, built us a home

Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches

They all found Jesus on their own

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Mrs. Borg's Voice:

Turn it down!

Turn it down!

I have children

sleeping here!

Don't you boys know

any nice songs?

I'm calling the police!

I did it!

They'll be here...

shortly!

I'm not joking around

anymore!

You'll see now!

There they are...

they're coming!

Listen to that mess,

would you!

Every day this goes on

around here!

He used to

cut my grass...

He was a

very nice boy...

He used to

cut my grass...

He was a

very nice boy...

He used to

cut my grass...

He was a

very nice boy...

He used to

cut my grass...

He was a

very nice boy...

 

Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Yes...he used to be a nice boy...He used to cut the grass...But now his mind is totally destroyed by music. He's so crazy now he even believes that people are writing articles and reviews about his imaginary guitar notes, and so, continuing to dwindle in the twilight realm of his own secret thoughts, he not only dreams imaginary guitar notes, but, to make matters worse, dreams imaginary vocal parts to a song about the imaginary journalistic profession...

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mmmmmmmm... peaches

 

 

 

You're the cutest thing

That I ever did see

I really love your peaches

Want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

 

Cause I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

 

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run

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