Its Only A Matter Of Time

[Lars]

[jjd]

You had to include the baby pictures, didn't you?

[nonanon]

 

Yeppers, only a matter of time...

[Lars]

Yeppers, only a matter of time...

 

yup yup, get 'em while they're hot

[assmonkey]

Ashley Suddenly Single

In news that is sure to be greeted with whoops and hollers from fraternity boys across the nation, Ashley Olsen, 17, is now boyfriend-free. The New York Post says that the "New York Minute" cutie pie (she plays the "good" twin in the flick, which opens Friday), has split from her beau of three years, Columbia student Matt Kaplan, 20. The most brutal part of the breakup? The mini-mogul apparently called in quits in the middle of Matt's finals. "He's very upset," an insider tells the paper. "They've been bickering for a while, but this is just bad timing." Ashley's rep tells People that the parting was "amicable" and "they wish each other the best," adding that no third party was involved. Mary-Kate, meanwhile, is still happily coupled with her boyfriend, David Katzenberg (his dad is Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey), who attends Boston University. And for those out there wondering (and you know who you are), the twins celebrate their much-anticipated 18th birthday on June 13.

 

Gossip source.

[bunglehead]

For some reason, chicks don't dig hearing my Olsen twin fantasies.

[rbw1966]

You're not dating the right women.