knotzen Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 As long as you train that dog to absolute obedience (you are always alpha) For this reason, "owning" a dog is great for control freaks. As a matter of fact, I own a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 As long as you train that dog to absolute obedience (you are always alpha) For this reason, "owning" a dog is great for control freaks. As a matter of fact, I own a dog. I suppose you're right about dog ownership's allure to "control freaks", but my remark of alpha status is in reference of canines' inherent recognition of social structure. For them, somebody's gotta/gonna be the boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 (edited) This thread from a man who's offended by cartoon penises . Edited August 29, 2005 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 I know. I was kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 This thread from a man who's offended by cartoon penises . Do you suppose, maybe, he's sensitive because partners have labeled his member "Mickey Mouse"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Fortunately my dog completely recognizes me as the alpha. That means he is obedient, and gets to go places. This is a critical dynamic that people need to recognize when bringing a dog into their home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 I didn't mind the cartoon penis as much as the geeky guys next to it. I didn't understand its message and it made me angry. Care to explain? I remember it said something about 'greek' or 'frat', both of which are likely to get my ire. Whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR CARTOON PENIS! I'LL SICK MY DOG ON YOU BITCH! HATE, HOMOPHOBIA, CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Fortunately my dog completely recognizes me as the alpha. That means he is obedient, and gets to go places. This is a critical dynamic that people need to recognize when bringing a dog into their home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 I didn't bitch when you posted the picture of the lip-locked dudes in cowboy suits. That was real cool. Let's see some more of those, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 It should be noted that this thread is not work safe in enumclaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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