Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 Halle Berry is getting a divorce. I call dibbs! Quote
Greg_W Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 You can have her, man. That chic is too whack even for me. Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 But look at her! I mean...just look at her! Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 Sure she's hot, but is she REPUBLICAN? Â Why would I care? I'm not interested in talking to her. She's a celebrity for god's sake. Quote
Greg_W Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 Sure she's hot, but is she REPUBLICAN? Â Doesn't matter. I know, Ratboy, I know, but think about what you would talk to that one about in the midst of afterglow or over breakfast. She'd probably make you worship her "first black woman to get one" Oscar, despite the fact that she's half-white. Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 Hey, she'd be the first black woman to get my "Oscar" too. Quote
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 dude. you gots to expand your horizons already. Â btw. i am down with the equal opportunity fantasizing: Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 Damn, I forgot she was getting divorced too! Choices, choices. Would it be too sick to ask her to dress up in her Mystique outfit first? Quote
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 maybe a real celebrity who died of a drug overdose?: Quote
badvoodoo Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 Nothing like lonely geeks to provide to-the-second info... Auto-updating counters! Â Â And I'm all about bi-partisan oggling. Quote
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 or: Â Are they legal yet? age of consent is 16 in the state of washington. Quote
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 You're assuming they would consent. you are a bummer. Quote
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 the reality is that i would melt to jelly round those girls. why just yesterday at the gym i could only manage a goofy smile and some audible moans when i turned to face a fine looking redhead. fukin hormones piss me off sometimes. Quote
murraysovereign Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 or: Â Are they legal yet? Â Have they got their first "Training Implants" yet? Quote
ashw_justin Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 the reality is that i would melt to jelly round those girls. why just yesterday at the gym i could only manage a goofy smile and some audible moans when i turned to face a fine looking redhead. fukin hormones piss me off sometimes. Â Well that's when you're supposed to go show off your idealness as a mate by climbing something really hard or lifting a lot of weight. Or you could give 'em the old "I am too in touch with my zen climbing to pay attention to you," some women can't resist that! Especially if they are getting drooled on by everyone else Quote
assmonkey Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 i could only manage a goofy smile and some audible moans when i turned to face a fine looking redhead  The redhead with the armband tat? Yeah, I saw her too, but jailbait for me. Fortunately, the universe has awarded me my very own redhead which makes going home after the gym quite wonderful....   Love them redheads, mm-hmmm. Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 As long as the carpet matches the curtains. Quote
minx Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 As long as the carpet matches the curtains. Â Â why does it matter? Quote
Ratboy Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 There's something about natural redheads... Quote
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