Lars Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 "Hello, is this the Newfoundland Police Department?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Murphy! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Newfoundland Police Department arrived at Billy Murphy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Murphy and leave. The phone rings at Billy Murphy's house. "Hey, Billy! Did the Newfoundland Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop yer firewood fer ya?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas Buddy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I like it. Newfoundland Police Department = Royal Newfoundland Constabulary = police who do not carry guns. Link Actually I think they might these days, but not when I was growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 SCREECH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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