wardrobe malfunctions

[lummox]

ai-eet. i fukin know we have all had them. so out with your war stories.

 

here is one of mine: at around age 6 i used to play 'arabs' with my neighbor. we would literally put on dust rags instead of clothes and run around fighting bedouins and shit. so one time i am wearing rags chatting to my friends cousin (a girl my same age) who was visiting the neighborhood when she looks down and points at my crotch and starts laughing. turns out i was hanging brain. i was fukin mortified. and i still remember that episode everytime i run into the cousin.

[catbirdseat]

When I ran cross country in high school almost every workout there was some doofus who forgot his jock strap. In those days everyone wore short, baggy nylon running shorts. When everybody sat down to do their stretches, inevitably the call would go out that "so and so HAS A ROAD MAP!"

[ketch]

not exactly a "malfunction." When I was in junior high cross country the guys team was still doing their warmup calistenics, the girls had finished and where doin a few easy laps. We were doin jumping jacks and just before the girls passed by the kid behind me reaches forward and pulles my shorts down around my ankles. I didn't stop quick enough and so did a little hop followed by a faceplant. There I was bare assed with jock strap waiving at the girls who were laughing their way past on the track

[iain]

not a malfunction either but why do old guys insist on parading around locker rooms w/o any clothes on. it's like a herd of elephants

[RobBob]

because they are trolling for young men in locker rooms...

[RobBob]

I remember my mom washed something red with my football pants when I was about 12. Had pink pants for a couple of practices. Made me a meaner linebacker in the end, kinda like the boy named Sue.

[AaronB]

My battery died in my car, It was covered with acid, so I used a pair of pants to transport it. I thru them in my trunk when I was done. Days later my car gets broken into. Next day I see a dude walking around down town with pink blotches all over his pants. Hmmm they looked a lot like the ones stolen from my trunk. Battery acid turn stuff pink?

[iain]

It usually just eats holes in things if it's sulfuric acid. You could always tell the organic chem students at college by the acid-washed jeans

:rimshot:

[Fejas]

defanatly not a mishap cause it was quite intentional. Between the ages of 4 and 6 I usta dress up in a super man cape and a zoro mask and run throu my niegborhood. seriously, just a cape and a mask... musta done something right though cause all the girls liked to hang out with the naked boy down the street. just a summer time thing though, the winters get pretty cold in Juneau...