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No one to talk with,

All by myself,

No one to walk with,

But I'm happy on the shelf

Ain't misbehavin',

I'm savin' my love for you

 

I know for certain,

The one I love,

I through with flirtin',

It's just you I'm thinkin' of.

Ain't misbehavin',

I'm savin' my love for you

Like Jack Horner in the corner

Don't go no where,

What do I care,

Your kisses are worth waitin' for

Be-lieve me

I don't stay out late,

Don't care to go,

I'm home about eight,

Just me and my radio

Ain't misbehavin',

I'm savin' my love for you

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Gee, you're fucking Einstein over there, Schuldt. Phew, you working on any other brilliant theories there, Doctor?

 

Phew, you've already proved beyond doubt the theory that you want to be like Trask and simply lack even the miniscule ability you'd need to imitate Trask imitating himself--what he mostly did anyway.

 

Here's a little song even a talentless sham like you can sing as an ode to your (almost equally talentless) hero.

 

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck

If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck

Who's that girl, that pretty young thing

After I fuck her she'll get up and sing

 

Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

 

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale

The bread on the counter is going stale

If I don't get some fresh bread soon

Gonna punch in your face and bark at the moon

 

Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

 

Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time

Got too many other things on me mind

Patty was nice she was pale and cute

But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

 

Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

 

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet

Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet

Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head

When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said

 

Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye

Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

 

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Sancho brought a message from the fat man

Sorry boy, to leave you high and dry

But I went to see my mom in Ensenada

And I left a little something to help the time go by

Just a little something to help to keep you high

 

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow

Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

 

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Now the rainy season reminds me of Maria

The way she danced, the color of her hair

Now I'm locked inside a stall in the cantina

Eating the bananas and cocaine off the mirror

Looking for a ticket to take me away from here

 

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow

Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

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My dinner's on fire while she watches TV

And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me

She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes

Yells at my buddies and insults my folks

I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can

She's got time for the dog and none for her man

And I'm no dope, but I can't cope

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

 

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