iain Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 does he have the matching smelly checkerboard Vans for that checkerboard amp in the background Quote
Dru Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 shit man, that things a hydra! it makes the bootsy collins double space bass look inadequate! Â too bad it needs like 5 hands to use properly Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 No, man, you're not THAT messed up. This guitar really does have four necks. Does it look like I have four heads? Quote
Dru Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 "4"? how many snaffles do you count? Â suuure looks like 5 to me Quote
willstrickland Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 Alright, so the first double-necks were made so dudes could do songs on stage that required 6 and 12 string guitars. This baby has a 12 string on top, a regular six string, a fretless six string on bottom (where only a midget could reach it, or a dude with +28 ape index)and two more regular sixes. So maybe he wants to play one regular in an alternate tuning and have a capo on the other one. Â That's five: 12str, reg 6, fretless, alt tuning, capo'ed. The real question is why in the hell would you write a tune than needed five different guitars when you've got a second guitarist in the band? WTF is the second guy playing? Â Ok, the caption: Â What's a bigger piece of shit than a Hamer Guitar? A 5-in-one Hamer guitar. Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 "4"? how many snaffles do you count? Â suuure looks like 5 to me And so it is. I couldn't count them until I'd downed the third cup of coffee. Quote
lummox Posted January 26, 2004 Posted January 26, 2004 on the left is the 1986 European Games women's shot put champion, Heidi Krieger, who competed for East Germany. really. this is not a joke. thats a lot of steroids. on the right is his/her wife who was an east german steroid boinking swimmer. they have a lot in common. Quote
arlen Posted January 27, 2004 Posted January 27, 2004 Unable to extricate Elvis Costello's beard from the strings, the technicians at Hamer have modified his guitar with room to grow. Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 27, 2004 Posted January 27, 2004 Speaking of guitar, I'm going to put in a plug for Martin Taylor at Dimitriou's Jazz Alley . He's really, really good. Quote
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