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Alright, so the first double-necks were made so dudes could do songs on stage that required 6 and 12 string guitars. This baby has a 12 string on top, a regular six string, a fretless six string on bottom (where only a midget could reach it, or a dude with +28 ape index)and two more regular sixes. So maybe he wants to play one regular in an alternate tuning and have a capo on the other one.

 

That's five: 12str, reg 6, fretless, alt tuning, capo'ed. The real question is why in the hell would you write a tune than needed five different guitars when you've got a second guitarist in the band? WTF is the second guy playing?

 

Ok, the caption:

 

What's a bigger piece of shit than a Hamer Guitar? A 5-in-one Hamer guitar.

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on the left is the 1986 European Games women's shot put champion, Heidi Krieger, who competed for East Germany. really. this is not a joke. thats a lot of steroids. wazzup.gif

on the right is his/her wife who was an east german steroid boinking swimmer. they have a lot in common. hellno3d.gif

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