lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 there was this one time when my buddy and i wanted to go ice climbing. we was gonna use his truck but it was stuck in the snow and ice on the sloping parking lot at his apartment building. we proceeded to get it more stuck and half sideways with the spinning of tires and pushing and you know. so his neighbor comes out with a small box of snow melt salt to 'help' us. 'thanks dude'. we didnt go climbing that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 STFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 your old lady has large hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I once hit a small dog with my car and through a series of bizarre events, it ended up biting me on both thumbs before it died(I shit you not.) I asked some of the neighborhood onlookers for a place to wash my hands, and all I got was an empty bottle of Bactine. Apparently the mutt was rather beloved by the crowd, whereas I was not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 that's par Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time. why were you worried? cause you use the same expressions as dick cheney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time. why were you worried? cause you use the same expressions as dick cheney? Well, let's see, I'm very white and she was black, I was on their turf, and people in the Midwest take their racism very seriously (on both sides of the fence). As far as expressions that Dick Cheney uses, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. The girl was black, or colored if you prefer that one. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time. what were you doing with a young preacher's daughter in your car in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Whatever. mmkay howard. thanks for clearing that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time. what were you doing with a young preacher's daughter in your car in the first place? No, dude, she was coming through an intersection from my right (in her own car) and I T-boned her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 bullshit. we all know you'd been fucking her in the backseat before the accident. come clean, bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 bullshit. we all know you'd been fucking her in the backseat before the accident. come clean, bitch So, the whiplash could have come from something else? Is that what you're saying? Maybe I blocked out that memory; yeah, you could be right. Who's to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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