Harry Pi say, "I not come work today"

[allthumbs]

Harry Pi calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

 

The boss says, "You know Harry Pi, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

 

Two hours later Harry Pi calls again: "Boss, I do what you say

and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

[bunglehead]

 

That's funny, I was just thinking about that feller. He cheeers me up.

"Thank you for allowing Communist to post!"

[catbirdseat]

That joke works.