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Has one poster ever had last post on every single forum on the Climbers Wall at once? I think Borbon came close once or maybe it was Mikeadam.... Iv been closea few imes... ability to spray is, I suppose, required.

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Actually, Spray prowess is an ability gained by transference of the affliction known as Alpine Distress Disorder. This agonizing illness is brought on by the inability for addicted climbers to be out communing with nature, consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages, comparing tall tales of alpine granduer and generally grab-assing around campfires when not actually climbing. It is most commonly noticed by large amounts of Spray emanating from persons either in technical type jobs or students. A full report is published at www.ImJonesnForAClimb.com. There are many intervention techniques that are quite effective. My favorite being a liberal use of Sick days, Personal Holidays and just plain not showing up for work to take an afflicted climber out on an epic adventure to get them through the days of depression.

(--Climb on,,,

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Originally posted by ScottP:
I thought spray was more affliction than ability.

...but in Ray's case, it's a product of an adolescent lack of self-control.

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Originally posted by ScottP:

...but in Ray's case, it's a product of an adolescent lack of self-control.

I have control. I shoot my turds right on your melon. Scott Presho aka Chestbeater Number 1 [Moon] Eat those dingleberries Scott. You know you wanna .

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Originally posted by rayborbon:

I have control. I shoot my turds right on your melon. Scott Presho aka Chestbeater Number 1
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Eat those dingleberries Scott. You know you wanna .

You prove my point.

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