allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 All-over tans. Frequently accompanied by a clean-shaved pubic region, a pot belly and a NASCAR visor. A deep-tanned penis looks like a dry-cured meat snack you bought at a gas station. Tan lines — hot! Quote
sk Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 trask said: All-over tans. Frequently accompanied by a clean-shaved pubic region, a pot belly and a NASCAR visor. A deep-tanned penis looks like a dry-cured meat snack you bought at a gas station. Tan lines — hot! I have choco lines on my feet... although they are quickly fading Quote
Sphinx Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 Ya won't find too many in the PNW, unless the tanning salon is open. Quote
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 meister cut and paste. still fukin funny tho. i like 'Teddies. One time, a girl surprised us by wearing a satin teddy to bed. We excused ourselves to the bathroom and had a little cry.' reminds me of a exgirlfriend who would dress up for me. made all the trouble worthwhile. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Posted September 17, 2003 lummox, I post lots of shit that I've cut n' pasted. if it's serious and important, I'll credit the author. For goofy fun shit like this, I won't. I don't think it's a big deal. Quote
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 how bout the comments on ann coulter: Oh, look! Psychotic neo-Nazi tendencies and pretty hair! Isn't that cute? No. And think about it: it's not hard to be the belle of the conservative-pundit ball when all the other guests are Rush Limbaugh. Quote
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