I'd like to meet this woman

[Scott_J]

 

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an ignorant person

this one is for you. It's a classic! An award should go to the

United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while

making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably

deserved to fly as cargo.

 

 

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was

rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry

passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the

counter and said "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST

CLASS."

 

The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help

you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be

able to work something out.

 

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the

passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!"

 

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address

microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice

heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at

Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his

identity, please come to Gate 14."

 

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man

glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!".

 

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll

have to get in line for that too."

[babnik]

[Sphinx]

[Dan_Harris]

Heard it about a year ago, but it's still funny.