lummox Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 i witnessed someone saving a kids life. see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking. then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard. the kid coughs up the quarter. after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.' Quote
sk Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 lummox said: i witnessed someone saving a kids life. see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking. then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard. the kid coughs up the quarter. after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.' did ya happen to get her # for me ?????? Quote
ChrisT Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 those kind of lawyers don't come cheap either! Quote
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