lummox Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 i witnessed someone saving a kids life. see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking. then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard. the kid coughs up the quarter. after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sk Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 lummox said: i witnessed someone saving a kids life. see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking. then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard. the kid coughs up the quarter. after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.' did ya happen to get her # for me ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 those kind of lawyers don't come cheap either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 damn baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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