Scott_J Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 Mine is: Mr. E is a fucking twit with no spray skills to handle the Good Old Boys and Girls on the spray central channel of cc.com Quote
Scott_J Posted August 23, 2003 Author Posted August 23, 2003 OK, you might have a few hahahahaha....Monty Python is it??? Quote
Scott_J Posted August 23, 2003 Author Posted August 23, 2003 Off_White said: No it isn't. Aww, Mr. Off White I beg to differ. check this web site if you don't mind. http://www.montypythonpages.com/quiz/twit.htm If you take the quiz here are a few hints. last ?: after U get done with this useless test what should U do? 1st ?: what could U do b/4 taking this test? 1/2 way thru: what should U do to involve more people while taking the test? 3. Quote
Off_White Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get? Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 Off_White said: Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get? i am curious what a jesus fuck is? Quote
Off_White Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 umm, a holy one? Jesus fuck FS, get a grip, it's just an explicitive. (say it out loud, emphasis on the "fuck") My grandmother preferred to say "jesus christ all fishooks" but the world has moved on since her time. Quote
Scott_J Posted August 23, 2003 Author Posted August 23, 2003 Off_White said: Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get? YOU ARE A CUNT TODAY A REAL FUCKING CUNT. ALL I DID WAS POST A MONTY FUCKING PYTHON WEB SITE FOR THE TWIT OF THE FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR AND YOU GO FUCKING POSTAL. WELL FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUNT, MOTHER FUCKING, BULL PECKER, ASS HOLE SHIT BASTARD OF A LIBERAL SHIT FACE PISS ANT OF A WHIMP. Now bitch how is that for an up bringing you fuck face son-of-a-bitch. hahahhahahah Quote
Sphinx Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 sisu_suomi said: Off_White said: Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get? YOU ARE A CUNT TODAY A REAL FUCKING CUNT. ALL I DID WAS POST A MONTY FUCKING PYTHON WEB SITE FOR THE TWIT OF THE FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR AND YOU GO FUCKING POSTAL. WELL FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUNT, MOTHER FUCKING, BULL PECKER, ASS HOLE SHIT BASTARD OF A LIBERAL SHIT FACE PISS ANT OF A WHIMP. Now bitch how is that for an up bringing you fuck face son-of-a-bitch. hahahhahahah Sisu, go check yourself into the nearest psych ward. NOW! Talk about anger management... Quote
Scott_J Posted August 23, 2003 Author Posted August 23, 2003 Sphincter, U don't know shit. go to the nearest health food store and buy a donut Quote
Off_White Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 Sorry I didn't leave you the usual five dollar tip bitch, but frankly I like it better when you take your dentures out. Quote
Off_White Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 And Sisu, clearly you know fuck all about Python; your type really makes me want to puke, you coffee nosed malodorous pervert. Quote
Sphinx Posted August 24, 2003 Posted August 24, 2003 sisu_suomi said: Sphincter, U don't know shit. go to the nearest health food store and buy a donut Just got back. Quote
Scott_J Posted August 24, 2003 Author Posted August 24, 2003 Off_White said: And Sisu, clearly you know fuck all about Python; your type really makes me want to puke, you coffee nosed malodorous pervert. Good one, I like it. You malignant, festering, syphilitic oozing chancres. Have a good day there off white. Below is a poem by Girolamo Fracastoro.(have fun) Sometimes th'infected air hurts trees alone, To grass and tender flowers pernicious known. When earth yields store, yet oft some strange disease Shall fall and only on poor cattle seize. Since then by dear [in the British sense of "costly"] experiment we find Diseases various in their rise and kind Of this contagion let us take a view More terrible for being strange and new. To Naples first it came From France, and justly took from France his name Companion from the war.... If then by Traffick thence this plague was brought How dearly dearly was that Traffick bought! To whom all Indian Traffick is unknown Nor could th'infection from the Western Clime Seize distant nations at the self same time. Nor can th'infection first be charged on Spain That sought new worlds beyond the Western main. Since from Pyrene's foot, to Italy It shed its bane on France, while Spain was free. From whence 'tis plain this Pest must be assignd To some more pow'rful cause and hard to find. Since nature's then so liable to change Why should we think this late contagion strange? The offices of nature to define And to each cause a true effect assign Must be a task both hard and doubtful too. [but] nature always to herself is true. At first approach of Spring, I would advise, Or ev'n in Autumn months if strength suffice, To bleed your patient in the regal vein, And by degrees th'infected current drain. Nor let the foulness of the course displease. Obscene indeed, but less than your disease. The mass of humors now dissolved within, To purge themselves by spittle shall begin, Till you with wonder at your feet shall see, A tide of filth, and bless the remedy A shepherd once (distrust not ancient fame) Possessed these downs, and Syphilus his name A thousand heifers in these vales he fed, A thousand ewes to those fair rivers led This drought our Syphilus beheld with pain, Nor could the sufferings of his flock sustain, But to the noonday sun with upcast eyes, In rage threw these reproaching blasphemies Th'aspiring prince with godlike rites o'erjoyed, Commands all altars else to be destroyed, Proclaims himself in earth's low sphere to be The only and sufficient deity Th'all-seeing sun no longer could sustain These practices, but with enraged disdain Darts forth such pestilent malignant beams, As shed infection on air, earth and streams; From whence this malady its birth received, And first th'offending Syphilus was grieved He first wore buboes dreadful to the sight, First felt strange pains and sleepless passed the night; From him the malady received its name, The neighboring shepherds caught the spreading flame: At last in city and in court 'twas known, And seized t'ambitious monarch on his throne. On Syphilus the dreadful lot did fall, Who now was placed before the altar bound His head with sacrificial garlands crowned, His throat laid open to the lifted knife, But interceding Juno spared his life, Commands them in his stead a heifer slay, For Phoebus's rage was now removed away. Quote
Scott_J Posted August 24, 2003 Author Posted August 24, 2003 Off_White said: And Sisu, clearly you know fuck all about Python; your type really makes me want to puke, you coffee nosed malodorous pervert. A Navy buddy of mine is here that has and still climbs with me. He is wondering how you know that my feet stink? Quote
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