Figger_Eight Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 link here Man Trapped Under Boulder Braces For Possible Good Morning America Interview YOSEMITE VILLAGE, CA—Rock climber Scott Prichard, 31, who has spent the last 48 hours with his legs pinned under a boulder on Glacier Point, is reportedly bracing himself for a possible interview on Good Morning America. "God, Charles Gibson, that annoying weatherman with the wisecracks," a sweat- and urine-soaked Prichard said. "I pray Diane Sawyer doesn't ask me if I wanted to climb the Point 'because it was there.' I just would not be able to stomach that kind of inane chit-chat." Prichard then passed out from the intense pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 so suck! glad he's okay, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 thelawgoddess said: so suck! glad he's okay, though. so sucker. the link is to the onion. they just make shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 From the same reliable news source. Third Olsen Twin...or Rather, Triplet. Is this for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 catbirdseat said: From the same reliable news source. Third Olsen Twin...or Rather, Triplet. Is this for real? Hey, if it's on the internet, it must be true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 thelawgoddess said: so suck! glad he's okay, though. I am so glad I am not the only one TLG 's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 "I don't want what happened to Oregon to happen here," said Jane Renski, a Maryland resident. "We drove by the place a few years ago and it was totally abandoned— really eerie. The whole state was infested with raccoons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 oops. i don't really have time to follow links any more. the onion is funny shit, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 You coulda played that one off like you were joking, ya know. I thought you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Attitude said: "I don't want what happened to Oregon to happen here," said Jane Renski, a Maryland resident. "We drove by cc.com in the middle of the summer ago and it was totally abandoned— really eerie. The whole site was infested with raccoons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Pusher Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Herbert Kornfeld rules. Too bad he quit writing for the onion a couple years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Pencil_Pusher said: Herbert Kornfeld rules. Too bad he quit writing for the onion a couple years ago. Is that the office playa from accounts payabo wit da Letta Opena of Death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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